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From:Fred Read Date:April 30 1999 8:02am
Subject:Re: Microsoft introduces IMDB (In-memory database)
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What next?

    Hot off the wire:

        "Microsoft announce Windows 2031 complete with 
         four function calculator program that can 'do 
         sums for you'..."


    An MS Spokesman says:

        "It's a brilliant innovation the like of which 
         has never been seen before. The industry will 
         never be the same again..."


    Hamish McToady, MCP says: 

        "It's huge, it's mega, it's almost as good as 
         the pocket calculator I got from Slow-E-Mart 
         for $1.99 six years ago..."
-- 

If it ain't opinionated, it ain't Rich Teer.
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Microsoft introduces IMDB (In-memory database)Fred Lindberg29 Apr
  • Re: Microsoft introduces IMDB (In-memory database)Paul DuBois30 Apr
    • Re: Microsoft introduces IMDB (In-memory database)Brian Huddleston30 Apr
    • Re: Microsoft introduces IMDB (In-memory database)Van30 Apr
  • Re: Microsoft introduces IMDB (In-memory database)Fred Read30 Apr